It's not a topic I've ever written about before and I probably wont again. But it's something that is so magical that I couldn't not share it. I was feeling very sorry for myself last week. We were about to fly out to France for a Cub-free 48 hours - our first holiday with friends in forever - and I woke up feeling horrendous. Shivery, sore throat, headache. Death's door. So I took two of my new little fizzing magic discoveries and - I know I exaggerate - but I'm really not when I say half an hour later that I was a new person. I've since been doling them out to anyone who will listen and they too are dumfounded by their miraculousness. I cannot believe they are legal. They're not even guarded behind the counter, they're found just hanging out in the aisles with plain old 16p paracetamol.
I wont go on but just to say my magic cure is called Aspro Clear. You can get it anywhere and it'll be the best £2.50 you'll ever spend.